I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that this box of organically
protected Trichogramma parasite larvae is a must buy for those whose
plans for world domination hinge on the cultivation and subsequent
release of thousands of tiny Hymenopteran insects.
Speaking from personal experience, I can tell you for a fact that it is
far easier to purchase the insect eggs in bulk and raise them from
there, as opposed to attempting undertake the complex and hazardous
task of wasp husbandry on one's own. Sure, it may sound easy,
but until you've actually constructed a makeshift insect breeding
enclosure using empty cereal boxes, heat lamps, and a cool mist
evaporation wick humidifier; you'll never know just how gruelling it
can be. It's far simpler (and economical) to simply purchase the
insects wholesale for use in whatever terrifying scheme you've cooked
For example, I had built a tank-and-impeller bodysuit out of old diving
equipment. The idea was to fill the reservoir with Trichogrammae,
which could then be directed at my enemies though a specially designed
set of tubes which extended out along my arms.
Unfortunately, after working up a prototype I quickly discovered that
this design had a number of glaring flaws, chief amongst which being
that Trichogrammae are less than a millimeter in size and have no
stingers, meaning that the only conceivable way they could have brought
harm to a human was through asphyxiation (by clogging the throat in
great numbers). And even this was hypothetical.
But it's important to point out that I'm not blaming the product for
what are essentially my own failings. If utilized creatively, these
larvae would be an excellent asset to any discerning fear monger,
assassin, or biological terrorist.