Image removed.Hello, and
welcome to another edition of Web Detritus, an online
repository of profoundly irrelevant links, videos, and articles,
hand-picked by me, a human at a desk.

Here's a little of what I've scrounged up this time around: Which Guns
Are Best For Killing Dinosaurs, Poor People In "The Good Old Days", Why
Nightclubs Blow, Two-Headed Mutant Felines, An Easy Way To Waste 11
Million Dollars, 3D Movies Which Aren't Complete Shit, And Which
Cellphone Provider Cares Least About Your Privacy (Hint: It's All Of
Them).

LYNX

Which
Cellphone Provider Stores Your Private Data The Longest? [Wired]

Are Poor People Today
"Better Off" Than They Were In The 50s? [Slate]

Could
You Kill A T-Rex With A Beretta Pistol? What About A Shotgun?
[StraightDope]


Canadian Supreme Court "Legalizes" Drug Injection Clinics Due To The
Fact That They Are Logical, Caring Human Beings, And Not Bullheaded
Idiots [Globe&Mail]

Multi-Millionaire
Takes Break From Backstroking Through Pools Of Molten
Gold In Specially-Made Suit To Bitch About Not Having Enough Money
[ThinkProgress]

Infographic:
Taste Buds & Complementary Flavors
[InformationIsBeautiful]

How
Bad Is PC Game Piracy, Really? [Eurogamer]

Use
These Google Image Search Results To Test Your Maturity Level

IGN Article Title
Generator [Jocchan]

This
Cat With Two Faces Will Probably Swallow Your Soul Or Something
[MiamiHerald]

13
Recent Films Which Prove 3D Should Not Die [AVClub]

Arizona
Builds $11.6 Million Fence, Drug Smugglers Respond By Simply
Handing Packages Through It [MiamiHerald]

This
Is A Scan Of A Best Buy Ad From 1996

Nightclubs:
Why Spending Time In One Is Only Slightly Less
Objectionable Than Being Aggressively Fondled By A Bog-Smelling Dope
Smuggler In A Turkish Prison [Guardian]

Pants-Fillingly
Detailed Victorian Lego Houses [Snap]

GARY

INEXPLICABLE ALL-CAPS REVIEW

Grand
Theft Auto: Vice City

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