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This week's top stories: Ingenious Bank Robberies Gone Wrong, Near-Death Experiences 'Splained By Science, What We Can Learn From Cinematic Time-Travellers, Why Media Piracy Is Worse Than Murder, Hip-Hop Lyrics Dissected By An Intelligent Man, The Perils Of Bestiality, And The Wittiest Comebacks Of All Time.
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Chart It Up Son: Time Travel Lessons Gleaned From Popular Films [Wired]
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Child Molesters Really The Most Hated People In Prison? [Slate]
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Least We Beat Rwanda. Suck it Rwanda! [InformationIsBeautiful]
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Penile Cancer [Livescience]
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The Jerk Store Called, And They're Running Out Of You: The 32 Wittiest
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