Armadillo!My weekly collection of awesome links, awesome news stories, awesome photo galleries, awesome videos, and a ton of other awesome stuff which is so awesome you will probably soil yourself due to the awesomeness of it all. Or something.
 
This week: Ugly Women vs Cute Women, Terrifying Sleep Disorders, Something About Mushrooms, How To Flirt Properly, Moronic Supreme Court Judges, and [One Of] The Reasons Why You Should Never, Ever, Live In Mississippi. 
 
 
 

COOL LINKS

 
 
 Girls
Why Ugly Women Get More Attention Than Cute Women [OKCupid]

 
  Crime
The Terrifying Ignorance Of [Some] Supreme Court Judges [Slate]

 
  Coffee
Once Again, The Real Story Behind The McDonalds Hot Coffee Lawsuit [MentalFloss]

 
  Insomnia
The Most Terrifying Disease Of All Time? [Suite101]

 
  Mushrooms
10 Most Amazing Mushrooms [Oddee]

 
  Credit Cards
Interview With "Reformed" Credit Card Thief [Yahoo]

 
  Dylan
(Old But Relevant) Dylan Klebold's Mother Speaks Out [Oprah]

 
  Hackers
10 Devious New Ways Computer Hackers Can Control Your Machine [i09]

 
Map
Great Interactive Map Of US Health Stats By State (Have A Laugh At Poor Mississippi's Expense)

 
  Doorstop
A Really Cool New Style Of Doorstop [ConsumerReports]


Flirting
As A True "Ladies Man", I Can Tell You That This Is An Excellent Basic Guide To Flirting [Jezebel]

 
 

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RANDOM STUFF I LIKE

Amazon.com Widgets