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20 Cosplayers Who Cause Me To Radiate Bewilderment To All Corners Of The Universe

Cosplayer Honda
There are two types of people in this world: Those Who Dress Up As Characters From Obscure Japanese Animated Television Shows, and Those Who Laugh At Those Who Dress Up As Characters From Obscure Japanese Animated Television Shows. I reside firmly in the latter category, although I must admit that I have likely dabbled in the former.
 
I only say this because I'm almost sure I dressed up in household objects and pretended to be Voltron at some point during my childhood. This is not nearly as embarassing as it may seem, because to be fair...I was probably about six years old when I liked Voltron. Also I was kind of a freak.
 
The following people, however, are adults, and thus cannot legally use "I was a six-year-old" to explain why they choose to dress up as characters from poorly written assemblyline cartoon shows from Japan which are comprised almost solely of people jumping though the air with swords and streaky lines behind them, gratuitous upskirt shots of bluehaired toddlers holding guns, and scenes in which goggle-eyed, helmeted futuresamurai gleefully violate women by backing futuristic maglev monorails in and out of their vaginas.
 
Anyway, you might as well take a look at these pictures. It's not like you have anything better to do.

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels
There's really no good way for me to preface a collection of images so utterly devoid of context, sanity, or coherency, but I'll give it a shot anyhow: Here are twenty brainmelting illustrations from what I believe to be a series of blackmarket Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle novels from Russia. As you can probably see from the image above, it is extremely difficult to explain most of them in words.

Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible if your head explodes while viewing these.

13 Unintentionally Hilarious Headlines I Expended Very Little Effort To Find

Unintentionally Hilarious Headlines
A few weeks ago, a man became inexplicably enraged by one of my idiotic articles and wrote in to gleefully point out to me (amongst other things) how much much of a moron I was, and used a spelling error I had made in the opening paragraph of the article to reinforce this point.

While I will certainly grant to this gentleman that I am, in fact, "a fucking jackass who has no idea what the fuck he is talking about", I do take issue with being called a moron simply because I misspelled the word "immediately". It's not that I dispute my moron-ness, but I just feel that there are plenty of other [far more] valid reasons to call my intelligence and writing ability into question.

I would propose that "accidentally forgetting to spellcheck something because I was high on amphetamines when I edited it" does not make me moron. It may make me irresponsible, and possibly a prescription drug addict. But a moron? I think not.

But if you'll excuse me, I have to use this sentence to link this semirelated intro to the  hastily thrown-together "Funny Headline Mistakes" article below. There. Done.

20 (More) Engrish Signs To Thrill & Upset You

Engrish Sign
Back to another round of bad the sign shop! This is more than the bad sound you love,m and more of it! People who make these signs are fill of humor, but do not know. This is a recreation of the difficulties, to say the least.

There are 20 indicators in this pack (sincere smile). We all hope you like to see these signs!

20 Engrish Signs To Thrill & Confound You

Engrish Sign
In the Englishs languages it is a right way and a wrong way to tell. This is also true of sign of things. If an incorrect language is used on sign or logo, they do not even understand the rules correctly! This may be dangerous, pregnancy, or worse!

So, here to please readers of the twentieth signs which shows the use of improper grammar and spelling errors. Thank all the competitors.

Nightmare Fuel: 20 Terrifying Photos of Dolls, Mannequins, & Dummies

20 Terrifying Photos Of Dummies
Remember that time when you slept over at your great grandmother's house as a kid, and you went upstairs in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and when you flipped on the hallway light there was a battered, grinning old clown dummy propped up at the end of the hallway in a pool of blood and you screamed and the dummy began laughing and cursing as it scrabbled toward you brandishing a rusty straight razor?
 
If so: You'll probably be the first to agree when I say that dummies can be pretty terrifying sometimes. You'll probably also be the first in line to browse this gallery, as you no doubt realize that the best way to overcome your fears is to face them head on.
 
So read on if you wish to be shocked, sickened, horrified, and possibly mildly entertained by 20 photographs of dead-eyed artificial humans.

20 Grotesquely Flamboyant Cosplayers

Thor
As someone with a well-defined/over-defined sense of shame, I am fascinated by the sorts of people who allow themselves to be photographed wearing awful costumes. Is this sort of behavior due to an extreme case of Aspergers, or is it simply how someone with a healthy sense of self-confidence behaves?
 
Having never experienced either of these disabilities (Aspergers or self-confidence) myself, I can really only theorize as to whether or not they are the ROOT CAUSE of cosplay, or if they merely lay the foundation for it. I suspect it's a little bit of both, but I suppose I'll never really know for sure, as I tend not to associate with adults who dress up as shitty cartoon characters.
 
But in any case, why don't you go ahead and have a look at these photos of people in stupid costumes. They really are fantastic.

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes
Ah October: Cauldron's are bubbling, children are reveling in pumpkin viscera, and small painted box turtles are doing...uh...well, whatever is that turtles do in cold weather. What am I a Herpetologist, how the hell should I know? My point is that it is currently October and VARIOUS THINGS ARE HAPPENING.

But what is most important to me (and possibly you), is the thousandfold increase in sales of stupid costumes which occurs around this time of year. So as usual, I've dredged the internet and come up with 20 of the most ambitiously trashy costumes currently available.

20 Strange & Ridiculous Phobias

20 Strange & Ridiculous Phobias
It could be said that fear is one of our most useful and sensible emotions. Not only does it prime our bodies to better react to danger, but it also stops [most of] us from undertaking foolish, life-endangering endeavors such as firing antique crossbows at the police, riding a motorcycle, or crushing our own head in a vice "because we wanted to see what it felt like".

Yes, when it comes to "staying alive for as long as possible", fear can be a useful and practical tool. But as with other tools (right angle reversible drills for instance), fear can also pollute our minds, twisting what was once a useful and important bodily function into a crippling (and often hilarious) ailment.

Here is a list of twenty of the most ridiculous and illogical phobias on earth.

More Stick Figures In Peril

More Stick Figured In Peril
What's that you say? You'd like me to post more borderline nonsensical signs featuring stick figures performing ridiculous actions or meeting their untimely demise? Alright, I guess I can manage that.

See if these do anything for you.
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