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Worthless Guide to Comedy - Part 2: Movies
By The Baron
Howdy folks, have yourselves a sit down and prepare to enjoy Part 2 of The Baron’s Guide to Comedy. In Part 1 I covered the best and worst of TV comedy, and in this portion I am going to reveal the winners and losers of comedy in film. If you were impressed by the amount I know about TV, you’ll be surprised to find that I know even more about movies!
Worthless Guide to Comedy - Part 1: Top 10 TV
Welcome one and all to part 1 of The Baron’s top 10 of comedy. In this new series of articles I will be revealing the top 10 of comedy in three categories: Television, Movies, and the Internet. Well, technically it will be the 5 BEST in each category, and then the 5 WORST. In this segment I will reveal the top 10 of Television. As the great General Han Solo once said get ready to “Laugh it up, furball!”
Worthless Guide to Robot Armies
As
far as I can tell, everyone in the world loves robots. There's nothing
a robot cannot do. Have you ever wondered why we still have humans
fighting in our wars? I mean, what do humans have that’s so great
anyway? Free will? Overrated. Better if you don’t have it. The ability
to love? Yeah I have the ability to love alright, the ability to love
the cool idea of robot armies.
In this article I'm going to field any questions you might ask, except if the question is “Can humans fly?” If you ask this I will just ignore you.
In this article I'm going to field any questions you might ask, except if the question is “Can humans fly?” If you ask this I will just ignore you.
Psychics Are Real! Why Doesn't Anyone Believe Me...
The
5 senses: Touch, taste, fear, smell, and eyes. One would think that
these were enough, but surprisingly, there are those who claim that
there is also a sixth sense, psychic
ability. I am
here to tell you today that not only does the sixth, but I possess it.
I can read your thoughts. Observe: You want
to know how to become a psychic, and so I will tell you. I also see
that your star sign is Virgo or Aries and that you are in your mid
20’s, male,
and slightly overweight. When you are murdered your body will be found
in a wooded area, near a body of water. Cool huh? And now here is a
list of all the psychic powers. Worthless Guide to Survival - Part 2: Jungles
By Henry
The Jungles of the world may seem like a lively and fun place to visit, but they can seem cold and uninviting when you are lost inside one. This is part 2 of my survival series, and here I will give you the inside scoop on how you can survive being lost in the jungle. This article will also not contain the phrase “Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!” because it is ridiculous. The jungle has no bears except if you count koala bears or pandas. Are they jungle bears? Probably.
Worthless Guide to Survival - Part 1: Bears
Hey survival enthusiasts! So you think you want to survive huh? Well reading this series of guides is certainly the way to get started. I am by no means a survival expert, but I have seen every episode of Man vs Wild, and also Survivorman. Please join me as I take you through the world of keeping alive in the wild, and provide you with tips about what to do in desperate situations.
Worthless Guide to Drugs Part 1: The Classics
Drugs have got a bad reputation, but I’m not sure why. Think about it: what’s the worst thing a drug has ever done? Destroyed a family? Allowed a person to hold a stimulating conversation with a mop? Caused a person’s death? These are all relatively unimportant things when you come right down to it. There’s a lot of misinformation out there about drugs, but I felt that maybe there was not quite enough. This article should serve to remedy that.
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