Stick Figures in Peril: 20 Incomprehensible Warning Signs

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs
It is of the utmost importance that a warning sign be easily understood. A cryptic warning sign will do nothing to improve the safety of a dangerous workplace, and will be little more than a whimsical diversion to an employee before his arm is torn from its socket by the series of large, rusty cogs whose existence the nonsensical warning sign was incapable of alerting him to.

So in light of this man's alarming mutilation, I present to you 20 warning signs whose meanings are completely beyond my capacity to discern.


IT SEEMS THAT YOU ARE BULLETPROOF

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


QUIET DOWN YOU STICKMEN NO HORSEPLAY ON THE COUCH

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


FISHES CANT CLIMB STAIRS THIS IS CRAZY

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


TO WHAT DO WE OWE THIS MADNESS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


WHOA WHOA WHOAAAAA!

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


ENIGMATIC JUBILATION

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


NO RUMMAGING

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


MIGHT AS WELL DO IT EVERYONE HATES YOU

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

OF SERIAL KILLERS & STAIRWELLS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


PRAISE THE LORD FOR THIS APPARENT MIRACLE

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


MAN EVERYTHING FUN IS OFF LIMITS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


CAUTION: PLANES EMIT SOUNDS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


DO NOT FROLIC IN SINGULARITY BOX

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


TAKE HEED: TRACTORS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


YAGGIDA-YAGGIDA-YAGGIDA!

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


JUST A REMINDER OF THE EXISTENCE OF TRAFFIC

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


...AND WITH GREAT SPEED

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


DUMPING FILTH FROM A SCAFFOLD? PROHIBITED!

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


DO NOT TROUBLE FARMERS WITH UNREQUESTED ACROBATICS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


RHAPSODY IN AUGUST

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs