20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

It is of the utmost importance that a warning sign be easily
understood. A cryptic warning sign will do nothing to improve the safety
of a dangerous workplace, and will be little more than a whimsical
diversion to an employee before his arm is torn from its socket by the
series of large, rusty cogs whose existence the nonsensical warning
sign was incapable of alerting him to.

So in light of this man's alarming mutilation, I present to you 20
warning signs whose meanings are completely beyond my capacity to
discern.

IT SEEMS THAT YOU ARE BULLETPROOF

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

QUIET DOWN YOU STICKMEN NO HORSEPLAY ON THE COUCH

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

FISHES CANT CLIMB STAIRS THIS IS CRAZY

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

TO WHAT DO WE OWE THIS MADNESS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

WHOA WHOA WHOAAAAA!

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

ENIGMATIC JUBILATION

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

NO RUMMAGING

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

MIGHT AS WELL DO IT EVERYONE HATES YOU

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

OF SERIAL KILLERS & STAIRWELLS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

PRAISE THE LORD FOR THIS APPARENT MIRACLE

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

MAN EVERYTHING FUN IS OFF LIMITS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

CAUTION: PLANES EMIT SOUNDS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

DO NOT FROLIC IN SINGULARITY BOX

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

TAKE HEED: TRACTORS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

YAGGIDA-YAGGIDA-YAGGIDA!

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

JUST A REMINDER OF THE EXISTENCE OF TRAFFIC

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

...AND WITH GREAT SPEED

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

DUMPING FILTH FROM A SCAFFOLD? PROHIBITED!

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

DO NOT TROUBLE FARMERS WITH UNREQUESTED ACROBATICS

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

RHAPSODY IN AUGUST

20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs


Images Courtesy of Stick
Figures in Peril