Stick Figures in Peril: 20 Incomprehensible Warning Signs
It is of the utmost importance that a warning sign be easily understood. A cryptic warning sign will do nothing to improve the safety of a dangerous workplace, and will be little more than a whimsical diversion to an employee before his arm is torn from its socket by the series of large, rusty cogs whose existence the nonsensical warning sign was incapable of alerting him to.
So in light of this man's alarming mutilation, I present to you 20 warning signs whose meanings are completely beyond my capacity to discern.
IT SEEMS THAT YOU ARE BULLETPROOF
QUIET DOWN YOU STICKMEN NO HORSEPLAY ON THE COUCH
FISHES CANT CLIMB STAIRS THIS IS CRAZY
TO WHAT DO WE OWE THIS MADNESS
WHOA WHOA WHOAAAAA!
MIGHT AS WELL DO IT EVERYONE HATES YOU
OF SERIAL KILLERS & STAIRWELLS
PRAISE THE LORD FOR THIS APPARENT MIRACLE
MAN EVERYTHING FUN IS OFF LIMITS
CAUTION: PLANES EMIT SOUNDS
DO NOT FROLIC IN SINGULARITY BOX
TAKE HEED: TRACTORS
JUST A REMINDER OF THE EXISTENCE OF TRAFFIC
...AND WITH GREAT SPEED
DUMPING FILTH FROM A SCAFFOLD? PROHIBITED!
DO NOT TROUBLE FARMERS WITH UNREQUESTED ACROBATICS
RHAPSODY IN AUGUST
Images Courtesy of Stick Figures in Peril