DECEITFUL MUFFINS
It is truly outrageous to me that you would call yourselves muffin tops. You are "Reasonably thick blueberry pancakes", and nothing more.
If there's one thing I won't abide, it's prepackaged novelty breakfast foods misrepresenting themselves.
Now get out.
24 Face-Explodingly Insane Pieces Of Fan Art

But before I get started, I'd like to make it clear that my intention is not to cut down or ridicule the artists behind these images, as I feel that doing so would be inexcusably cruel (even by my fairly loose moral standards). And frankly, even if I did want to make fun of this stuff, I'm not sure I'd even know where to begin. I mean, I have a hard enough time writing jokes about things I can comprehend, so there's probably no point in me trying to wring extra humor out of something as mystifying as a bunch of deeply religious Naruto sketches some kid posted to Deviantart.
So that why for this gallery, I'm playing it straight. No smart-ass jokes or pointless captions to distract you from the photos. So come right in and pull up a chair. There's more than enough lunacy to go around.
Side Note: This gallery does contain any sexually explicit material, so you can probably look through it at work. Although if someone saw you'd probably look like a pretty huge freak. So keep that in mind.
Web Detritus #152
Sporadically
published compendium of "notable" articles, online
curiosities, and a bunch of other things I enjoy either sincerely or
ironically.Here's some of what I've dredged up this time (pointlessly capitalized for your reading displeasure): Steven Seagal's Continuing Quest To Become The Most Interesting Man In The Multiverse, X-Ray Horror, A Comprehensive List Of Highly Unusual Deaths, Advice On Passing Gas, Hatred For Mother Teresa, The Joys Of Sextortion, And An Early 90s Film Featuring A Shirtless Jesse Ventura.
Whosoever Purchaseth One Tincture Shalt Receive A Second Tincture Of Equal Or Lesser Value At No Additional Cost
[Source Unknown]
Awful Film Fights: Sudden Death
Now, all that's left is to test it and make sure it w--SON OF A WHOREBITCH!
Oh well, better luck next time I guess...
Catnip Bender
"There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a feline in the depths of a catmint binge."
[Source]
16 Baffling Warning Signs Which Will Bring About Your Death

So for what is probably the last time, I've [borrowed] a bunch of signs from The Stick Figures In Peril Flickr Pool and reposted them here without getting permission from any of the wonderful people who actually took the time to photograph and upload them.
But hey, if you own any of these pictures and don't want some asshole like me using them, just Send Me An Annoyed Email and I'll remove them right away.
