More Stick Figures In Peril

What's that you say? You'd like me to post more borderline nonsensical signs featuring stick figures performing ridiculous actions or meeting their untimely demise? Alright, I guess I can manage that.

See if these do anything for you.

MOLEMAN REQUIRES TOWELS

Beware Of Furries Standing On Stools While Luring Children With Costume Jewelry

Um...Thanks For The Warning?

Hee Hee!

Simply Shake Your Fist At Them. They Will Do You No Harm.

INEXPLICABLE DECAPITATION POSSIBLE

Beware The Bodily Excretions Of Three-Legged Men

I'll Just Go Ahead And Pretend I Understand What The Fuck You Mean

It Sure Looks Fun...

I Blame Obama

Damn Kabuki Vandals!

Eek! Officer! Officer!

If I've Told You Once, I've Told You A Thousand Times

Thank God You Warned Me

I Can't Help But Feel You've Brought This Upon Yourself

Do Not Do Things Which You Do Not Know What They Are

Psh Whatever Anyone Could Do It

It Was A Huge Problem Before We Put Up The Sign

FOOLISH HUMAN: BEARS CANNOT DIGEST POPCORN

Help A Brotha Out