What's that you say? You'd like me to post more borderline nonsensical
signs featuring stick figures performing ridiculous actions or meeting
their untimely demise? Alright, I guess I can manage that.
See if these do anything for you.
MOLEMAN REQUIRES TOWELS
Beware Of Furries Standing On Stools While Luring Children With
Um...Thanks For The Warning?
Simply Shake Your Fist At Them. They Will Do You No Harm.
INEXPLICABLE DECAPITATION POSSIBLE
Beware The Bodily Excretions Of Three-Legged Men
I'll Just Go Ahead And Pretend I Understand What The Fuck You Mean
It Sure Looks Fun...
I Blame Obama
Damn Kabuki Vandals!
Eek! Officer! Officer!
If I've Told You Once, I've Told You A Thousand Times
Thank God You Warned Me
I Can't Help But Feel You've Brought This Upon Yourself
Do Not Do Things Which You Do Not Know What They Are
Psh Whatever Anyone Could Do It
It Was A Huge Problem Before We Put Up The Sign
FOOLISH HUMAN: BEARS CANNOT DIGEST POPCORN
Help A Brotha Out