Might As Well Post These Stupid Customer Complaints I Found

One of my favorite things in the world is reading customer complaints on the internet that appear to have been posted by people who cannot read or write. So here are 10 of the best recent complaints I could find on complaintsboard, an unmoderated, racially-charged, libel choked clusterfuck masquerading "consumer advocacy" website.
 
Fair warning: As most of these complaints were posted by idiots, many of them contain sexual content, hilarious racism, or multiple instances of misspelled foul language.

PEEPIN ON JUNIOR

SURGICAL TROUBLES

TREATED ME AT A REATRED

INFECTED

ALL NUDED UP

SHAME ON YOU FRITO

IT SOUNDED REPUTABLE ENOUGH

SHIT FICKIN BITCHES

I FOR ONE AM SHOCKED

TROUBLE IN FARMVILLE