Google Autocomplete Answers More Questions

How does Google Autocomplete work? Well I'll tell you. Imagine, if you
will, the CEO of a large corporation. Now imagine that this man
performed a search on Google for "Erectile Dysfunction" followed soon
after by a search for "nude photos of Mark Hamill vacuuming in a wig"
and then submitted another search 3 minutes (and one flush of the
toilet) later for " has anyone else cured their erectile dysfunction by
looking at nude photos of Mark Hamill vacuuming in a wig because shit I
think I just might have.

"You might be wondering what, precisely, the obviously fabricated story
of a closeted homosexual CEO reigniting his sexual pilot light by
viewing burlesque photographs of Luke Skywalker has to do with me
displaying screen captures of interesting and amusing Google
autocomplete results.

This is a valid question, and one to which I currently have no answer.

WHAT'S OUR PUZZLING SEXUAL ATTRACTION?

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WHAT UTTERLY ABSURD CONTINGENCY ARE WE CONSIDERING?

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WHICH UNSETTLING TRAITS DO OUR FECES POSSESS?

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WHICH LAWS ARE WE INTENDING TO BREAK?

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WHAT'S WITH THESE RUSSIANS?

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WHY ARE OUR CHILDREN BEING SUSPENDED?

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WHAT'S THAT WHITE STUFF?

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