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20 Weird & Hilarious Engrish Signs

Awww, look how cute: Some people in foreign countries try to put up signs in English! Let's look at some that are funny with engrish in it and make fun of them while we look!

20 Photographs of Clowns: Welcome To Terror City!

GALLERIES

Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground, You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns.

Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve? One who keeps tearing around, One who can't move.
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.

Ridiculous Costume Roundup: 20 Holiday Abominations

I for one am glad that Christmas has become an overt celebration of ravenous Walmart-greeter-trampling consumerism and mindless gluttony. For one, those things are a hell of a lot more fun than trying not to fall asleep while somebody reads from the non-exciting parts of the bible, and for another it makes Christmas a lot easier for me to write about. I mean, what would I even DO if Christmas was still a religious holiday? Make fun of Jesus? Not a chance. People already hate this site enough. The last thing I need is a bunch of humorless Christians gleefully dousing me with kerosene and stringing me from the rafters of some boathouse. No thank you.

Anyway here are a bunch of shitty holiday costumes for you to suck on.

20 Laughable Photos of Country Music Superstars in Repose

20 Photos Of Country Music Singers In Repose

If'n ya'll think country music singers are nothin' but a bunch of high-falutin' wish-washy Hollywood phonies...well sheeeat, you couldn't be more wrong. Hell, these fellas'r just regular ol' joes livin' down in a holler jus' like you'n me! If'n ya don't believe me, just take a good long gander at these here "publicity photos." Shewt, these good ol' boys ain't nothing but fun lovin' cowpokes.

Hayseed to English Translation: Here are a number of photos of country music stars who--not content to be perceived as the emotionless and vaguely dusty automatons they actually are--have been photographed leaning against objects in a vaguely effeminate manner in an attempt to make them relatable to the sorts of beady-eyed dullards who purchase Top 40 Country Albums.

20 Costumes at Which to Laugh Derisively

Well of course I'll post some more pointless photos of people in dumb costumes.
How terribly LOVELY of you to ask!

20 Despair-Steeped Cartoon Character Costumes

Hey! Newsflash: Being ignored by emotionally distant parents and raised by a television set doesn't grant you the right to traumatize the rest of us by making us look at something dumb. Either get over it or learn to start abusing prescription medications like everyone else. But until that day, could you please knock it off with the "Dressing up semiironically as one of the shitty cartoon characters I vaguely remember from my loveless childhood" crap already?

And for chrissake, if you DO insist on it, at least make the costume yourself. Otherwise you might end up looking like one of these people.

20 Unintentionally(?) Terrifying Costumes

Because sometimes nightmares just need a little jumpstart.

20 Costumes for Complete Assholes

Interestingly enough, browsing the "Humor" section of most major costume sites is quite possibly the worst way to find a funny costume. Unless of course your definition of "funny" is somebody's bearded 46-year-old father reciting a bunch of dick jokes from the unauthorized Porky's 4 script he wrote in 1987. If this is the case you will likely find most of the costumes I have selected below to be pretty awesome (as opposed to offensively unfunny and pathetic).

Most of these costumes are based solely on terrifyingly bad near-puns, but you'll even find quite a few (such as "Big Balls Scratch Off" above) in which the designer has simply taken an ill-conceived "naughty" concept (in this case, balls, tee-hee!) and combined it with some arbitrary item in order to make it into a shitty costume.

So look forward to that, I guess.

Ridiculous Costume Roundup: Nerds...Such Beauty!

Montage of images displaying various styles of nerd (with musical accompaniment). What more could you ask for?

Ridiculous Costume Roundup: Sadness-Inducing Superheroes

If you feel like dressing up as a crap version of a superhero, go right ahead and do it. I won't stop you. It is your right. The problem comes when you dress up as a crap version of a superhero and then allow a costume website to take your picture and post it on the internet. Now you've forced my hand. I can't NOT go look at pictures of a bunch of dorks in cheesy ass superhero costumes, so now, because if you people, I've wasted my entire afternoon creating this piece of crap slideshow. Thanks a lot you jerks!