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Stick Figures in Peril: 20 Incomprehensible Warning Signs

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20 Beautifully Incomprehensible Street Signs

It is of the utmost importance that a warning sign be easily understood. A cryptic warning sign will do nothing to improve the safety of a dangerous workplace, and will be little more than a whimsical diversion to an employee before his arm is torn from its socket by the series of large, rusty cogs whose existence the nonsensical warning sign was incapable of alerting him to.

So in light of this man's alarming mutilation, I present to you 20 warning signs whose meanings are completely beyond my capacity to discern.

A Ghoulish Menagerie: 20 More Terrifying Wax Sculptures

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Hey what can I say, there's a shortage of photos featuring horrifying wax figures on the internet. Somebody's gotta rectify that shit, right?

Might as well be me.

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures

Those of you who have not had the displeasure of visiting a wax museum are missing out on a world of arcane horrors unlike anything you have known. As a small child I had the opportunity to check out Ripley's Wax Museum in San Antonio, an experience which has undoubtedly scarred me for life. To this day I cannot sit on a public toilet without envisioning the crushed wax face of Tom Hanks surging towards me from the murky depths.

But for those of you who have yet to come under the stony gaze of a half melted dummy of Sylvester Stallone, I have compiled these photos.

20 (More) Daring & Beautiful Cosplayers

20 More Desperately Beautiful Cosplayers

One day I'm going to run out of photos of nerds dressed in ridiculous costumes.

That day is not today.

Gonna ride this train all the way to hell.

20 Videogame Cosplayers Who Inspire Sadness

Dear Awkward People Who Dress Up As Videogame Characters Against Their Better Judgement,

Thank you for existing and providing such joy.

Signed, Me.

20 Costumes To Ruin Your Dog's Self-Esteem

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What the hell is wrong with you people! Stop putting clothing on your animals! It is an affront to nature, good taste, and common decency. Want proof? By god I'll give it to you.

20 Valiant Attempts at Superhero Cosplay

Believe it or not, my intention is not to make fun of cosplayers. These photo galleries are just my way of saying: "Hey everybody, cosplay exists, take a look at some pictures of cosplayers!"

Well OK, maybe that's not it entirely. Maybe it's more like "Hey everybody, cosplay exists and some of the people who participate in it dress in costumes most other people would find pretty hilarious so let's all look at photos of people dressed like comic book characters and laugh at them but not in a hateful way!"

I think that about sums up my feelings. Let's go!

20 Shameless Cosplayers to Frighten & Amuse You

Cosplay can be defined loosely as the ancient Japanese art of dressing up as shitty characters from animated shows enjoyed predominately by 12 year old Japaneses children and various adults with far too little (or far too much) self-respect. When cosplay goes well, it is easy to ignore. But when it goes wrong, it goes very wrong, much to the horrified delight of anyone who happens to view it. In this respect, the cosplayer is much like a prolapsed rectum. I won't explain precisely why, but let's just say it's hard to resist looking up photos of either on the internet and leave it at that.

Here are twenty in their natural habitat (cosplayers, that is, not rectums. I'm saving those pictures for next year's Easter post).

16 (More) Strange & Wonderful Engrish Signs

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PREVIOUSLY I took a look at some engrish signs which I felt contained humor. Here are a few more of those, along with some other cryptic and vaguely threatening signs (seemingly) written by native English speakers.

I hope to you are enjoy.

20 Embarrassing Costumes for Fat People

Just to be completely clear: This is not a "hey let's all laugh at fat people" article. It's more of a "Hey let's laugh at dumb costumes which are allegedly designed for fat people" article. There are two reasons for this: 1. It isn't very nice to make fun of fat people, and 2. The models these costume companies get to pose for their "Plus-Size" costumes aren't usually very fat anyway.

Either way they're still pretty bad. Have a look.