Engrish Movie Reviews: Part 3

EngrishCertainly I do love movies and films! Oh but I should introcude myself, yes? My name is Bazul and I come from my country. I love movies and I to laugh along! Today I am to review family films.

Often I have occasion to view a film with my mother and father. Not just any film will do the deed. A parents film should be family friendly for the whole family, even grandmother, who cannot hear properly, should enjoy it.
 
That is why today I am going to speak of these favorite kids movies: Wall-E. The Wizard Oz. Coraline thank you.
 
 
 

The Film of...Wall-E!

The Plot

Wall-EBecause of the garbage and trash which is being applied to the earth by human beings in the future, mankind has abandoned his earth mother. WALLY, a robot trash keeper, is alone on the earth, cleaning the scene of the crime. WALLY sits on the Earth with his faithful pet cockroaches, which are dirty but kind. One day, EVE, the white robot, is sent back to the Earth to see what happened. She fires rockets at WALLY and laser and he falls in love with the crazy metal and wants to have sex.
 
Then the ship arrives! the monster and mystery lovers WALLY and EVE get taken up in the ship. All the old earth people are on the ship. Humans. All ride around in a chair which can fly. They have a fat fat puddles of sweat on them and are afflicted by a foul corruption of laziness. They cannot walk on their legs, and one happen to fall out the chair the worthless piece of fat can die instantly. This is the destiny of mankind. WALLY is saving their worthless lives.

Reviewing

Never have I wept for the actors of a child's full-length feature since The Lion's Kings. But Wally on this film, sure, I was forced to endure the tears of joy from my eyes from my ducts on numerous opportunities. What is a sweet and delicate rose this film is. Many of them characters (WALLY) did not speak in the first part of the movie. Only you can hear the clanks and clunks of robots as they go about their robotic lives. It is exciting.
 
Then later, they get to the ship where the wasteful American people live, and we can see the waste which has been caused (even today) by the Americans. My, we also see how big the robots really are in comparison with the Fatties (not big, and even smaller than you may know!). The robots save the day, because the Americans can not even push a button on the wall, without being unnecessarily frightened people. What is this mixed world in which we live? None can say. But WALLY could help.

Rating

8/10
Cringing work of great love and such joy.
 
 

The Film of...The Wizard Oz!

The Plot

Wizard of OzGet inside a tornado, Dorothy (!), then your house crashes down on the old witch whom died! Look out. Step outside Dorthy. All the people cheering, Dorothy. They are the midges from the group lollipop. They can not walk properly as portions of their legs are missing. Hoever: They can sing! However: They can dance up the storm! They sing Dorothy, a song, to tell you the dead witch sister will take cruel revenge. They are afraid. Go see king OZ.
 
Dorothy is a powerful with human love, moving on the path to OZ, the crazed and also powerful magician. Tooty her dog follows down the yellow path. She meets the following: A man with the skin made of straw. A man with the metal body, head has been created from funnel. Man converted from a lionm, and probably posessed the genitalia of this creature as well.
 
All have disadvantages over their personality. One of the three is ridiculous. One may feel only as an opium addict. One has the fear of a coward! And Dorothy helps them become men to help them escape Oz prison, their nightmare.

Reviewing

Another shocking shocker! This is the latest movie which, being an elegant thief, stole my breath from me due to beauty. The color of the film is brave. The songs have the magic of prescribed medications (from doctors) within them when you hear it. If you used a large intake of this medicine, and watch this film (as the actress Dorothy did in the trailer on set) the movie could receive greater meaning and significance to you.
   
All in all, this movie is ment to tear string of the human heart. The joy of beautiful, the joy of the true. It is all one can see. In one scene (one of my favorites) The four friendsmeet a tall tree that can speak the human language. The tree is a threat and strives to create crimes against humanity. In response, the Tin Body Man threatens the tree with an ax to chop the wood. The tree backs down in fear! Cowardice.
 
My mother and father were in the best of spirits during this film, and were enjoying the movie. My grandmother, however, is not. On occasion she would spit in the direction of the screen (spit several times). Overall, we had a great and fun night. People who are fans of midges (and apes with skills for a particular flight) will enjoy this film.

Rating

5/10
Good, but too frighten the young ones!
 

The Film Of...Coraline!

The Plot

CoralineCoraline, a young girl made from cloth and clay, seeks to discover her family's tragic secret. She is aiming to open a small door to find the various versions of the tragic life of life. In this film she enters a parallel world, where reality is similar to her own life, only advantageous! However, when the risk of dangerous threats soon turn from dangerous to danger, her counterfeit mother captures her and locks her in the fabric of her dream.
 
1! 2! 3! Trouble strikes and Coraline needs to count on her resources, her brave, and her good cheer to escape - in order to save her family and her dog bobo.

Reviewing

If I was in local news instead of this website, here is an improved version of the outline of this children's fantasy movie. I would write in the paper in this form:
 
"This is a day the kids rock show takes the adventure of prisoners Big Bang is the Sun Sun socks. This year and every year hence, Coraline in for your bet is a hot 10 to grace the stage and screen, double-teen! Shes sexy, sexy shes, shes, class, and too smart to spare the ball. Impressed by both children and adults, this clay animation is a 10-something strange cold. Needless to say, and say it loud: This movie rules! First, I thought: "What a boring movie for children, most of the year no kid would see this" But then immediately I was shocked at how frigtening the film reached, and it refused to back down! When the mother with button eyes appeared I thought to have vomit. Fortunately, in any event I did not have to reach for the doggy bag to vomit, I was fascinated by the beauty of this movie, too! Girl Power!"

Rating

9/10
Ancient violence pleasure dream. More please!
 

 
Good day and give thanks to those who read. Good day and thanks to those who make the film. Good day and thanks to all world. Life beauty.