Bizarre News & Links (Week of 9.20.09)

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More odd news stories, links to crappy websites, and other brilliant things I found on the internet in the last 7 days.
 
 
 

Weird News of The Week

Man Finds Soda Can in Room, Slashes Roommates With Sword

Drug-Addled Trucker Flips Rig While Masturbating Furiously

Man Accuses Cat of Child Pornography
 
Son Eats Last Pork Chop, Mother Punches Him in Face
 
Uncle Forces Toddler to Smoke Pot, Gets 10 Years
 
Man Hurls 3000 Golf Balls into National Park
 
17 Drug Task Force Cops Play Wii Bowling During Raid on Drug Dealer's Home


Low-Budget Webpage of The Week

Mind Over Body Inc (The Abs Page featuring Tommy "Crunch Time" Wong)
 
How many sit ups in a row can you do? 100? 200? Maybe even 500? How about 7,000? Impossible, right? Wrong. Our selection for Personal Trainer of the Month did just that. In fact, he broke the world record for most consecutive sit ups. But some just won't stop there. Tommy lives the way he broke the record; fast and furious. He has around 30 clients which he trains over two days, leaving him just enough time to teach Kung Fu and Lion Dancing in Chinatown and write his book on abs, "5 weeks To a Learner [sic] You", which should be out sometime before the summer.
 
 

Out Of Context Image of The Week 

Candy
 

Youtube Video of The Week

 
 
 

Product of The Week

Burlesque Baby T-Shirt With Nipple Tassels

I believe the title of the link explains itself.
 

All Caps Amazon Customer Review of The Week

The Da Vinci Code (Film)

HUGELY OVER RATED, November 12, 2006
By microsoft is not monop
THIS MOVIE WAS BORING AS HELL AND HUGELY OVER RATED, TOM HANKS IS FLAT, AS IF HE EVER WAS THAT GREAT AN ACTOR WHEN NOT RETARDED, AND THE SUSPENSE IS NEVER FELT. IT A TRYING BORING BARF DEISGNED TO GET YOUR CASH AND HAVE LITTLE MYSTERY. I HATE WHO EVER MADE IT.



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