My Country and United State Are Much The Same!!

Gun Show SouthernHello my friend and how are you today! My name is Bazul Najjar and I am from the great nation of United Arab Emerate! What am I here to talk about today you are ask! Well I am glad you have asked this! I have the answer! I am here because I have got man electronic mails from citizen of United State saying things I don't understand.

From place like Arkansas, from place like North Carolina, from place like Alabamas. Many letters. These things I will not repeat but they are not nice. These things mostly come from the south (bottoms) part of United State and have problem with my people.  
 
But wait! I am here today to tell you that you people in bottom United State and us in United Arab Emerate are not so different at all! We have many similars to you and could be brothers. I will tell you the truth about why we are the same, so please to listen....
 

BOTH LOVE THE SHOOTING OF GUN

To be the first similar between our two peoples, this certainly must be an important fact! And it is! So it is! In celebration many of us (you will see) fire a weapon into the air. I believe it is explained thusly: Both our peoples feel the love from Heaven Above and so in celebrate we must fire projectiles towards heaven (the sky).

The thinking could be that if we ourselves cannot reach Elysium from the bound of earth, certainly our projectiles can. Truly it is glory. Surely you must agree to this! 


BOTH ENJOY THE GROWING OF BEARD AND MOUSTACHE

Beard Mustache
If you have seen an United Arab Emarate man you will know that many love a beard and mustache. First, it is for our religion, but second it is LOOKING GOOD! Am I correct when I say this?

Too I have seen many man from mississippi has a large thick beard and fringed lower lip. Both our kinds perform facial hair well and exhault in a fully grown beard. Even to look at your own folk singer Charles Daniels. Many of you are this way, as are many in United Arab Emarate. Peace be with you!


BOTH ARE DISLIKING THE HOMOSEXUAL

Not myself, but many of my compatriots have a large problem with the homosexual and the carefree lifestyle he promotes. A man should not wear shirts of lace. A man should not cry our loudly or squeal as a sow does when prodded. A man should not paint his nails and display gaudy rings or fashions of the time.

Such things are the oppulence of homosexuality, and must not be enjoyed. We agree on this point. Only a woman shall lie with a man, and even so only once the two have been wed below the eyes of mighty, yes?


BOTH ARE DRIVING CAR WHICH ARE NOT SO GOOD

Junk Car
You can have plenty laughs to see an United Arab Emarate man trying to begin his vehicle. It is the truth! Imagine that many of our cars have not been created soundly in the factories, which is similar to your American car such as the Chevrolet car and the Oldmobile car. You make a jeep. We also have jeep here. And even have a joke about it which I will tell you now:
 
Joke is that jeep can not be used for driving, instead only for planting flowers and greeting guests to your estate (for it merely sits in the yard, you see!). Such things are greatly amusing to us. These must greatly be humor also to American The South too, I think.


BOTH BELIEVE IN WOMEN'S RIGHT...MEANING THE RIGHT FOR HER TO PREPARE A MEAL

This title was only a small joke, if you will forgive my tresspass. But is it not true that both of our people enjoy a home cooked meal and cup of steaming tea from our beautiful wife? Verily. And what man amongst you would wish your wife to be out slaving in an office while your children run naked through the streets? None of you.

And it is the same for us as well! The wife (dressed conservatively!) should stay home and prepare for our arrival by sweeping, nothing more. It is the same in the Southern America, as I have heard it said. We are the same!


BOTH HAVE TROUBLE READ AND WRITE THE ENGLISH

Reading Guy
We have heard many of your voices and speech on the Fox News cable satelite and are pleased to announce that you posess similar english speech problems as we do!

I often hear a man say... "This ain't nothing, Look at them buildings, Them's fighting words, or He can't talk good english." I know these are not correct sentences, for i have seen the very same mistakes made by my brothers at my ELS classes I take at university!

This is most certain good news for through our similarities we grow closer still.


BOTH ENJOY SPORT WHICH CIRCLE A TRACK

Camel Race
On our satelites TV we can see the American NASTCAR stock car races, and are very surprised to see the similarities to our own racing, CAMEL RACING! Like this: Camels are very high speed animals, and so are your NASCAR. Camels can not run well except in a circle track, as well go your NASTCARs (in a circle, you see?).
 
You would be surprising I think to see the crowds at a CAMEL RACE! We cheer our favorites camels (such as Parlimentary Razhel and Magnificent Khalil) and give shame for the evil camels and those who ride them (camels such as Child of Greater Bahrain, BOOO!).
 
 
 
So do you see now South Part America? Do you see Mississipi? Do you see how much we are the same? We could have issued forth from the womb of the same mother and the doctor should not have even known the difference! So let us have peace and love together and be good friends from now.
 
Pleasant morning thank you!