20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

There's really no good way for me to preface a collection of images so
utterly devoid of context, sanity, or coherency, but I'll give it a
shot anyhow: Here are twenty brainmelting illustrations from what I believe
to be a series of blackmarket Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle novels from
Russia. As you can probably see from the image above, it is extremely
difficult to explain most of them in words.

Disclaimer: I will not be held responsible if your head explodes while
viewing these.

SPLINTER KICKS MUSCLE WITCH

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

YEAH THIS WAS MY FAVORITE EPISODE

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

SURE WHY NOT

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

ASIAN BATMAN PUNCHES ZOMBIE

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

"WE HAVE A T-REX"

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

OH JESUS OH JESUS OH JESUS

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

SHIT DON'T ASK ME

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

WE HAVE LITTLE USE FOR YOUR LAWS AND COPYRIGHTS

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

TONIGHT WE FEAST

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

DIMENSION X

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

BEHOLD: FOR I AM BECOME A GIANT

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

CAN'T DRAW FEET

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

ALL IN A DAYS WORK

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

I AM EXPERIENCING MILD ANNOYANCE DUE TO THIS FIERY IMPALEMENT

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

OH RUSSIA! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

CAN YOU CHANGE ME MAMMA APRIL

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

THIS UPSETS ME ON MANY LEVELS

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

MY FACE MY HIDEOUS MISSHAPEN FACE

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

SURE. UH HUH. BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T YOU?

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels

AND THAT'S THAT.

20 Insane Out-Of-Context Images From Russian Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Novels