20 Endearingly Bizarre Costume Photos To Give You Sweet Nightmares

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Sure, maybe I like to make fun of bad costumes from time to time, but I'm no bully. So that's why I'm gonna try to be extra nice when I write the captions for these clunky and unsettling pictures I found on the website of What Appears To Be A Small Rental Center In Virginia.
 
Honestly I think that's all the explaining I need to do. So join us, won't you? Thank you.



THE STORM TROOPER

Storm Trooper Of Sadness

 
 

YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE

Fairyman

 

WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CIGARETTE SISTER CORNELIUS?

MOTHER THERESA IS PISSED

 

GREETINGS FROM OVERLOOK HOTEL

Demon Bear

 
 

HOLD ON BE RIGHT THERE JUST GOTTA PUT THIS OLD TIMEY SUIT ON THE UPSETTING NICHOLAS CAGE MANNEQUIN

Cage Doll



CAREFUL BABY, I KISS KRYPTONITE

Supergrover

 

MOOOOM, SHE'S BACK AT THE WINDOW AGAIN!

The Beast



AIN'T NO LOVIN LIKE SHERWOOD LOVIN

Robin Hood



LIZ LEMON YOU ARE CRAZY

Liz Lemon



WELL HEY THERE BIG DADDY

Zubaz Suit

 
 

RYAN STILES!

Ryan Stiles
 
 
 

DEVOURERER

Demonimouse



ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES

Mafia Broad

 

DO YOU GUYS SELL RICHARD LEWIS COSTUMES GREAT BE RIGHT OVER

Richard Lewis



AND YET: DUMPY SPIDERMAN REMAINS UNIMPRESSED

Dumpy Spider Man
 


EARLY WITCHES ARE SAID TO HAVE APPLIED HALLUCINOGENIC OINTMENT TO THEIR VAGINAS WITH BROOMSTICKS

Wizard Chick
 


OW. MY SOUL!

Soul Swallower

 

MARGERIE, YOU DIDN'T EVEN SMILE

Pantsless Woman

 

HEY BUB, MY ADULT DIAPER IS FULL

Chunky Wolverine
 


AND FINALLY: WESTERN FANTASY

Crochless Chaps