20 Endearingly Bizarre Costume Photos To Give You Sweet Nightmares

Sure, maybe I like to make fun of bad costumes from time to time, but I'm no bully. So that's why I'm gonna try to be extra nice when I write the captions for these clunky and unsettling pictures I found on the website of What Appears To Be A Small Rental Center In Virginia.
 
Honestly I think that's all the explaining I need to do. So join us, won't you? Thank you.

THE STORM TROOPER

 
 

YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE

 

WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CIGARETTE SISTER CORNELIUS?

 

GREETINGS FROM OVERLOOK HOTEL

 
 

HOLD ON BE RIGHT THERE JUST GOTTA PUT THIS OLD TIMEY SUIT ON THE NICHOLAS CAGE RAPIST MANNEQUIN

CAREFUL BABY, I KISS KRYPTONITE

 

MOOOOM, SHE'S BACK AT THE WINDOW AGAIN!

LIZ LEMON YOU ARE CRAZY

WELL HEY THERE BIG DADDY

 
 

RYAN STILES!

 
 
 

DEVOURERER

ANGELS WITH DIRTY FACES

 

DO YOU GUYS SELL RICHARD LEWIS COSTUMES GREAT BE RIGHT OVER

AND YET: DUMPY SPIDERMAN REMAINS UNIMPRESSED

 

EARLY WITCHES ARE SAID TO HAVE APPLIED HALLUCINOGENIC OINTMENT TO THEIR VAGINAS WITH BROOMSTICKS

 

OW. MY SOUL!

 

MARGERIE, YOU DIDN'T EVEN SMILE

 

HEY BUB, MY ADULT DIAPER IS FULL

 

AND FINALLY: WESTERN FANTASY