Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Choke

Okay, look: I realize I've already milked Two
Entire
photo galleries out Stick Figure Warning Signs Which Are Occasionally
Difficult To Understand. I realize that. But times are tough, you
know? What can I say. I found a bunch more pictures of messed-up street
signs I liked, so I figured, hey: Why not organize them into gallery
format and display them on the internet?

So I did, and here they are.

AND YOUR INORDINATELY LARGE NOVELTY TIE SHALL BE YOUR UNDOING

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Tie Catch
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DANGER: MANGLY!

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Machinery
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CHECK IT OUT: LANGOLIERS

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Terror
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EVER LOOMS THE SHADOW OF POTEMKIN

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Stroller
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CLUMSILY EXECUTED SEDUCTIONS PROHIBITED

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Choke
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THE OLD TESTAMENT FOR ILLITERATES?

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Flames
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WHO HAS STARTLED HOBO CARPENTER

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Jump Back
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LUNACY ACHIEVED

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Vomit
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FAKE...OR SIMPLY RUSSIAN?

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Kids Park
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FINALLY, A RULE WE CAN ALL AGREE ON

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Hair Caught? Who the fuck knows.
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EXTRADIMENSIONAL VORTEX

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Time Currents
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CAN'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Tip Car
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INTERCOURSE WITH A FISH: BESTIALITY?

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Drunk Fish Kiss
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DESTINATION: FLAVOR COUNTRY

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Smoking
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YOU HEARD THE MAN, SHUT IT DOWN.

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Bearfight
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SKIING WITH UNCLE RANDY MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Friendly Uncle
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HAT FASCISM

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Hat Ass
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FIRST THEY CAME FOR THE ROLLERBLADING DONKEYS, BUT I DID NOT SPEAK
OUT...

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Goat
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I LIKE TO IMAGINE THE THING ON THE LEFT IS A WASHING MACHINE

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Baby Dumpster
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MY COLLECTION OF DRYER LINT HANDKERCHIEFS AND MAGNESIUM-COATED
NITROGLYCERIN FIGURINES!

Stick Figures In Peril: Part 3 - Blast
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