Fried Chicken Bath

It's 7AM and I haven't gone to bed yet, so to save time, I think I'm
just going to paste a user-submitted plot summary of the film Under
Siege 2: Dark Territory instead of writing an actual intro:

Casey Ryback is traveling with his niece on a train, which is
hijacked by terrorists. The terrorists need a moving headquarters, so
they can take over a satellite capable of vaporizing anything in its
path. The government can't stop them from destroying Washington and
also rupturing a nuclear reactor, killing millions. Casey Ryback uses
his Navy-Seal training to take out all of the terrorists in an
action-packed ride.

But enough of that. Here are some pictures of things.

FOUND THIS IN A WISCONSIN TOURISM BROCHURE

Passed Out Fat Guy

FAAAAANTASTIC!

Videogame Nerd

HEY BIG BEAR, WHATCHA UP TO?

Big Bear Doin Thangs

EL LUCHADOR

Motorcycle Luchador W/ Riot Cops

WELL THAT'S FAIRLY UNPLEASANT

Alligator In Mouth

WE ROLLIN'

Unicorn Bike Kid

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY OBSCENE PUNS I WROTE FOR THIS CAPTION

Virginia Unfortunate Ad

I APPROVE OF THIS MAN'S EXISTENCE

Twinkle Senior Photo

COMPELLING EVIDENCE FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD

Squirrel Riding Chicken

HEY, AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ON THE NEW DR.
WHO

Robot Purchase

BUILT LIKE MEGAMAN BOSS? WHY NOT TRY SOME SKINTIGHT NIPPLE-HIGH
JEANS?

High Pants

I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART, BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE

Insane Painting

HARD TICKET TO HAWAII

Gun Lover

THE DIGNITY OF OLD AGE

Vomit Old Man

LARP LOVERBOY

Sword Dating Photo

I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND ASSUME THIS IS FROM RUSSIA

Disturbing Sculpture

BROOKLYNVEGAN.COM: STAFF PHOTO

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