20 Images So Fantastic They Probably Could've Cured Polio Before Jonas Salk Did If They'd Been Around Back Then
It's 7AM and I haven't gone to bed yet, so to save time, I think I'm just going to paste a user-submitted plot summary of the film Under Siege 2: Dark Territory instead of writing an actual intro:
Casey Ryback is traveling with his niece on a train, which is hijacked by terrorists. The terrorists need a moving headquarters, so they can take over a satellite capable of vaporizing anything in its path. The government can't stop them from destroying Washington and also rupturing a nuclear reactor, killing millions. Casey Ryback uses his Navy-Seal training to take out all of the terrorists in an action-packed ride.
But enough of that. Here are some pictures of things.
FOUND THIS IN A WISCONSIN TOURISM BROCHURE
HEY BIG BEAR, WHATCHA UP TO?
WELL THAT'S FAIRLY UNPLEASANT
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY OBSCENE PUNS I WROTE FOR THIS CAPTION
I APPROVE OF THIS MAN'S EXISTENCE
COMPELLING EVIDENCE FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
HEY, AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ON THE NEW DR.
BUILT LIKE MEGAMAN BOSS? WHY NOT TRY SOME SKINTIGHT NIPPLE-HIGH
I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART, BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE
HARD TICKET TO HAWAII
THE DIGNITY OF OLD AGE
I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND ASSUME THIS IS FROM RUSSIA
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