20 Images So Fantastic They Probably Could've Cured Polio Before Jonas Salk Did If They'd Been Around Back Then

Fried Chicken Bath
It's 7AM and I haven't gone to bed yet, so to save time, I think I'm just going to paste a user-submitted plot summary of the film Under Siege 2: Dark Territory instead of writing an actual intro:

Casey Ryback is traveling with his niece on a train, which is hijacked by terrorists. The terrorists need a moving headquarters, so they can take over a satellite capable of vaporizing anything in its path. The government can't stop them from destroying Washington and also rupturing a nuclear reactor, killing millions. Casey Ryback uses his Navy-Seal training to take out all of the terrorists in an action-packed ride.

But enough of that. Here are some pictures of things.



FOUND THIS IN A WISCONSIN TOURISM BROCHURE

Passed Out Fat Guy



FAAAAANTASTIC!

Videogame Nerd



HEY BIG BEAR, WHATCHA UP TO?

Big Bear Doin Thangs



EL LUCHADOR

Motorcycle Luchador W/ Riot Cops



WELL THAT'S FAIRLY UNPLEASANT

Alligator In Mouth



WE ROLLIN'

Unicorn Bike Kid



YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY OBSCENE PUNS I WROTE FOR THIS CAPTION

Virginia Unfortunate Ad



I APPROVE OF THIS MAN'S EXISTENCE

Twinkle Senior Photo



COMPELLING EVIDENCE FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD

Squirrel Riding Chicken



HEY, AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ON THE NEW DR. WHO

Robot Purchase



BUILT LIKE MEGAMAN BOSS? WHY NOT TRY SOME SKINTIGHT NIPPLE-HIGH JEANS?

High Pants



I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ART, BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE

Insane Painting



HARD TICKET TO HAWAII

Gun Lover



THE DIGNITY OF OLD AGE

Vomit Old Man



LARP LOVERBOY

Sword Dating Photo



I'M JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND ASSUME THIS IS FROM RUSSIA

Disturbing Sculpture



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