20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Pamela Anderson
Those of you who have not had the displeasure of visiting a wax museum are missing out on a world of arcane horrors unlike anything you have known. As a small child I had the opportunity to check out Ripley's Wax Museum in San Antonio, an experience which has undoubtedly scarred me for life. To this day I cannot sit on a public toilet without envisioning the crushed wax face of Tom Hanks surging towards me from the murky depths.
 
But for those of you who have yet to come under the stony gaze of a half melted dummy of Sylvester Stallone, I have compiled these photos.

Back of the bus! Back of the bus!

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Rosa Parks

Tiger tiger tiger tiger woods yall

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Tiger Woods

Encephalitic Titanic

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Kate Winslett

Striesand/Anthropomorphic Goat

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Barbara Striesand

"Head Injury Jimmy"

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Jimmy Carter

AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Beverly Hillbillies

Oh James!

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Ace Ventura

Yeeeeek!

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Cowardly Lion

Burn Victim Brando

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Marlon Brando

Action Jackson

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Micheal Jackson

HEEE HAWWWW

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Horror Demon

HOOCHIE MAMMA.

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures

Stroke Victim Nixon

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Nixon

Can't Stop The Hoff

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Hasselhoff

Nevermind The Bullocks

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Sandra Bullock

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Jim Carrey

Oh. Alright then. Thank you very much.

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures

Heh, heh, heh, heh.

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Jack Nicholson

Gentle Ben

20 Ghastly Celebrity Wax Sculptures - Ben Franklin