20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes
Ah October: Cauldron's are bubbling, children are reveling in
pumpkin viscera, and small painted box turtles are doing...uh...well,
whatever is that turtles do in cold weather. What am I a Herpetologist,
how the hell should I know? My point is that it is currently October
and VARIOUS THINGS ARE HAPPENING.

But what is most important to me (and possibly you), is the
thousandfold increase in sales of stupid costumes which occurs around
this time of year. So as usual, I've dredged the internet and come up
with 20 of the most ambitiously trashy costumes currently available.

THE FBI'S GONNA PAY ME TO SMURF?

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

READY YOUR MACE, LADIES

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

I INVITE YOU TO FILL ME WITH SPERM

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

SWEET CLAYFIGHTERS COSTUME DUDE

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY SPECIFIC JOKES, BUT THIS COSTUME IS PRETTY
DUMB

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

HEE HAW HEE HAW

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

...AND EUGENE LEVY AS GENERAL ROBERT E. LEE

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

I REFUSE.

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

HMM...NOT A VERY GOOD CHER COSTUME

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

FROM DUD TO STUD

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE ON MANY LEVELS

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

FROM THE 'INEXPLICABLE DEVOTION TO A MEDIOCRE GAME SERIES'
COLLECTION

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

TASTY SEAMEN

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

VING RHAMES

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

BAD IDEA

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

NO DADDY NO

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

DEFEND THE FUEHRER'S MOUNTAIN RETREAT AT ALL COSTS

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

OH I JUST LOVE RACIAL HUMOR

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

MMMM....RAPEY

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

As always, you can buy any of these costumes at buycostumes, a store which I
am not affiliated with in any manner, aside from my constant
unauthorized usage of their images for my own personal amusement.