Ah October: Cauldron's are bubbling, children are reveling in pumpkin viscera, and small painted box turtles are doing...uh...well, whatever is that turtles do in cold weather. What am I a Herpetologist, how the hell should I know? My point is that it is currently October and VARIOUS THINGS ARE HAPPENING.
But what is most important to me (and possibly you), is the thousandfold increase in sales of stupid costumes which occurs around this time of year. So as usual, I've dredged the internet and come up with 20 of the most ambitiously trashy costumes currently available.
THE FBI'S GONNA PAY ME TO SMURF?
READY YOUR MACE, LADIES
I INVITE YOU TO FILL ME WITH SPERM
SWEET CLAYFIGHTERS COSTUME DUDE
I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY SPECIFIC JOKES, BUT THIS COSTUME IS PRETTY
HEE HAW HEE HAW
...AND EUGENE LEVY AS GENERAL ROBERT E. LEE
WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?
HMM...NOT A VERY GOOD CHER COSTUME
FROM DUD TO STUD
THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE ON MANY LEVELS
FROM THE 'INEXPLICABLE DEVOTION TO A MEDIOCRE GAME SERIES' COLLECTION
NO DADDY NO
DEFEND THE FUEHRER'S MOUNTAIN RETREAT AT ALL COSTS
OH I JUST LOVE RACIAL HUMOR
As always, you can buy any of these costumes at buycostumes, a store which I am not affiliated with in any manner, aside from my constant unauthorized usage of their images for my own personal amusement.