20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes
Ah October: Cauldron's are bubbling, children are reveling in pumpkin viscera, and small painted box turtles are doing...uh...well, whatever is that turtles do in cold weather. What am I a Herpetologist, how the hell should I know? My point is that it is currently October and VARIOUS THINGS ARE HAPPENING.

But what is most important to me (and possibly you), is the thousandfold increase in sales of stupid costumes which occurs around this time of year. So as usual, I've dredged the internet and come up with 20 of the most ambitiously trashy costumes currently available.



THE FBI'S GONNA PAY ME TO SMURF?

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


READY YOUR MACE, LADIES

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


I INVITE YOU TO FILL ME WITH SPERM

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


SWEET CLAYFIGHTERS COSTUME DUDE

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


I COULDN'T THINK OF ANY SPECIFIC JOKES, BUT THIS COSTUME IS PRETTY DUMB

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


HEE HAW HEE HAW

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


...AND EUGENE LEVY AS GENERAL ROBERT E. LEE

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


I REFUSE.

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


HMM...NOT A VERY GOOD CHER COSTUME

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


FROM DUD TO STUD

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


THIS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE ON MANY LEVELS

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


FROM THE 'INEXPLICABLE DEVOTION TO A MEDIOCRE GAME SERIES' COLLECTION

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


TASTY SEAMEN

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


VING RHAMES

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


BAD IDEA

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


NO DADDY NO

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


DEFEND THE FUEHRER'S MOUNTAIN RETREAT AT ALL COSTS

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


OH I JUST LOVE RACIAL HUMOR

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


MMMM....RAPEY

20 Ambitiously Awful Halloween Costumes


As always, you can buy any of these costumes at buycostumes, a store which I am not affiliated with in any manner, aside from my constant unauthorized usage of their images for my own personal amusement.