16 Baffling Warning Signs Which Will Bring About Your Death

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Bird Attack
Rest assured: I'm well aware that I've already published way too many pointless photo galleries of Nonsensical Warning Signs. I also know that I'm probably the only sentient creature in the universe who finds stick figures being dismembered so entertaining, but what can I say? I like 'em!

So for what is probably the last time, I've [borrowed] a bunch of signs from The Stick Figures In Peril Flickr Pool and reposted them here without getting permission from any of the wonderful people who actually took the time to photograph and upload them.
 
But hey, if you own any of these pictures and don't want some asshole like me using them, just Send Me An Annoyed Email and I'll remove them right away.



1. TO THOSE WHO INSIST UPON HEAVING HANDFULS OF ENIGMATIC CHANGE INTO OUR BODIES OF WATER

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Throw Change



2. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CLEAN BLADE WITH SELF

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Mangled In Equipment

3. DANGER: WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Exploding Madness



4. OH JUST THROW THAT ANYWHERE

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Throw Baby



5. HE DIED AS HE LIVED: SPRAWLED UPON THE ROAD WITH AN OVERSIZED MP3 PLAYER SUSPENDED ABOVE HIM FOR SOME REASON

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Ipod Attack



6. YEAH! RAPE IS THE COWARD'S WAY OUT!

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Real Men Don't Rape



7. BANG BANG BANG! AUUUGGGHHHH! *CRUNCH*

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Pinned Construction



8. CYLINDER MAY BE UTILIZED TO FACILITATE THE DESTRUCTION OF CYCLOPEAN FIENDS

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Cyclops



9. I'LL JUST ASSUME THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH BESTIALITY

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Spray Dog



10. BIFURCATION OF A COWORKER CAN BE DANGEROUS: DON'T RISK IT!

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Cut In Half



11. PEYOTE: IT'S A HELL OF A DRUG

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Peyote Sun Rail



12. TWAS HIS WONT TO KNEEL AND PRAY 'NEATH THE DOZER'S ARM

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Crushed Under Bulldozer



13. I BET THIS SIGN COMES FROM THE CONTINENT OF ASIA

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - YOU ARE IN ASIA



14. WHOA, HOLD ON A SECOND

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Skilift Enema

15. WHAT.

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Runaway Rabbit Lift



16. SCOLDING LOUDMOUTH FISH WITHIN EXTRADIMENSIONAL PORTALS WHICH RESIDE INEXPLICABLY WITHIN THE BELLY OF LARGER, SEEMINGLY UNHAPPY FISH IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED

16 Baffling Stick Figure Warning Signs - Do Not Scold Fish