16 (More) Strange & Disturbing Sexual Fetishes
Question: Is this simply a numbered list of leftover "B-Side" fetishes from the Top 20 Weird Sexual Fetishes Article You Published A While Ago?
Answer: Sort of. This list does, in fact, contain the fetishes I didn't have space for in the original article. It also contains many fetishes which don't even exist. If you'd like to know why this is the case, I'm afraid I can't help you. But I can tell you that some of the fetishes below are probably real.
The answers are at the end, if you feel like cheating. Thank you, and good luck.
Form Of Bondage In Which A Human Is Used (Or Incorporated Into) A Piece Of Furniture. Examples Include: Human Drafting Tables, Human Lazy Suzanns, And Human Shelving.
Differs From Bestiality In That Sexual Interest Is Only Expressed Towards Dangerous, Violent, Or Otherwise Aggressive Animals
Arousal Contingent Upon Accidentally Mistaking One Black Actor For Another And Subsequently Being Thought Of As A Racist.
Overwhelming Sexual Attraction To Persons With Mental/Neurological Disorders
The Compulsion To Attain Climax By Forcing A Large [Redacted] Into One's [Redacted] Releasing [Redacted] From The [Redacted], Drenching [Redacted] in [Redacted], While Restricting The Flow Of Blood To [Redacted] And [Redacted] [Redacted] By An Inordinately Painful Bowel Movement.
The Process Of Making A Hole In One's Pocket In Order to Facilitate Public Masturbation
Condition In Which Arousal May Only Be Achieved By Rubbing Noodles On One's Genitals (Or The Genitals Of A Friend)
Arousal Contingent Upon Genital Contact With Nasolabial Skin Folds On Partner's Face
Arousal Resulting From Reading About The Death Of Veteran Bollywood Character Actor Mac Mohan And Consequently Feeling Somewhat Guilty That You've Never Even Heard Of Him Before
Arousal Contingent On The Existence Of Irregularly Shaped Celestial Bodies Whose Orbital Period Around Mars Happens To Be Shorter Than A Martian Day
Aurarandapellaphiliacs Can Only Attain Arousal From Hearing People Who Aren't Named Randall Being Mistakenly Referred To As Randall
The Opposite Of Transvestism. Homeovestites Become Aroused By Wearing Clothing Appropriate To Their Gender.
Arousal Contingent Upon Being An Adult Who Has Been Diagnosed With A Fear Of Pedophiles
Compulsion To Pleasure Oneself With 19-Sided Objects
Arousal Contingent Upon The Submersion Of One's Genitals In Liquid
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ANSWER KEYIt should come as little surprise to you that a full 11 of these fetishes were nonexistent. Here are the five "real" fetishes:
- Ramenophelia (Rubbing ramen on one's genitals). Though this is not "officially" recognized as a fetish, I did stumble across some guys on a weightlifting forum who claimed to enjoy it. So yeah.