10 Absurd & Unsettling Fiverr Posts

There seems to be a decent filtering system in place, because 90% of the posts seem legit (e.g. "I will write a short story for you", "I will make a custom blog theme for you". "I will draw a picture of you" etc), but luckily for me, there are still plenty of insane people and sick freaks posting stuff too.
Here are a few of the strangest pledges I've come across so far.
SOLD

SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD DEAL

YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR

A FOOLPROOF PLAN

THE KETCHUP SOLD ME

THAT'LL SHOW EM

MAKES A GREAT ANNIVERSARY GIFT

SEEMS REASONABLE ENOUGH

I'M SURE THIS IS PERFECTLY LEGAL

YOU BET I AM!

